Cloven Hoof

Witten by Arthur Mountaniol

He wanted “that” so badly
But he didn’t have Manuna
Without Manuna he couldn’t have
Laguna and so – “that”

To get Laguna he must get
Nududa and Rununa
And only then comes happy end –
That precious dreamy “that”

What the hell is “that”?
A complement to a poor goof
“That” drives us mad
Is that a prank of The Cloven Hoof?

They say, it’s true, our kings and queens
Can have a lotta Manuna
And they can have a lotta “that”
In whatever order they choose
And they don’t really need to have
Nududa and Rununa
They simply made it all up for us
To keep us drowned in booze